February 2010
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HOWDY DOODY
helloooooooo
bonjour
ehoh
and all that bollocks
its me, Lozman, coming to you live from my basement, as always really.
and uh, when i say live, it’ll probably take some time for this damn slow pc to upload this post.
then it’ll take you guys a long time to read this crap.
then you’ll have to read it again to understand it properly*, or maybe you got it the first time and...
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anybody wanna interogate me? XD
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what unmentionable creatures do you think scotts offspring will be?
oh, that just mean. i think they’ll be really scary though… ;)
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do you considder aids to be a weapon of mass destruction?
eff yeah!
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You know that by not knowing about roflbuckets you have disappointed the mighty Lolrus right?
yes, i understand. sorry mighty Lolrus :P
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Do you have learning difficulties?
if i’m to give you an honest answer, then no.
why, what would make you ask that question? do you have any prejudice against people with learning difficulties? coz you’re fuckin sick if you do…
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do you like rolfbuckets???
whats a rolfbucket? XD
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is drugs your only answer?
who the fuck is this from? obviously not someone that knows me as i dont even do drugs you wanker. drugs are for stupid people :L
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How would you rather die? Catch AIDS from a nympho porn star or be crushed by a falling midget?
the first one sounds sexy :L but the second one would be funny and so unlikely :L
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Draggy, Overdose.
eh?
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Loz. I think you should ask me questions.
i think i should aswell :)
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Your all alone o.o;
i know… come keep me company? ;D
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We’re taking you out and getting you shitfaced. Which day would you prefer? :p
today… tomorrow… rest of the week? ;D
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are you all there?
are we all where?
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are you all there?
no, its just me :P nobody else :P
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Ask me anything http://formspring.me/LozmanPretzel
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What do/did you think of the blackcurrant Jaffa cakes they brought out a couple of years ago? Dunno if they still do em mind.
hmm… they were ok i guess, but still, nothing beats original Jaffa Cakes XD
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HELLO SIR.
hello :)
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maybe they dont say it to your face because they cant tell where it is :)
hahahaha, hint - up here, not down there. you can look down there all you want babes. its not there. up here ;)
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If you were stranded on a desert island, which one person would you bring with you?
Murdoc Nicalls, but then again, he’s stranded on his own bastard island and he didnt bring me… wanker!
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Oh deary me. Were you gutted?
gutted?
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I’m inventive with my questions, it’s entertaining. What if you only had these pancakes & a couple of green carrots which would you go for?
the carrots. omg, i had this really long answer that took ages to write, but then it disappeared!
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will you come get zoe? she’s beating me :’( xx
*opens door and runs to zoe’s* xx
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you didnt write it but you said people who do it are assholes and yes you are (Y) you wouldnt have said any of what you just did if you didnt have a computer screen in the way :)
then again, nobody else has the balls to say this to my face hahaha
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Sorry Lozman, It’s True. I Love Your Jaffacakes, Im Sorry That I’m A Jaffa-digger. There Just So Jaffacakey And Goooooooooooooood [; And I Love You More ;D xxx<3
Hmm. I forgive you. I’m willing to share :) Ok, I guess I’ll just have to admit you love me more, or this could go on for so long ;D <3 xx
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Would you eat 3 month old pancakes?
umm… i’d have to say no to that to be honest. thats just fucking perverted! seriously, who comes up with these questions? :L
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Do you like it when people bring you flowers in the pouring rain?
no, but i love it when people bring me ice cream on a sunny day! ;D
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Do you agree that the whole “omg you keep putting your life on facebook and acting all hard and nobody cares and its stupid” thing is getting really old?
definitely… everyone else does it haha. tossers
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posting your answers on facebook is getting really fucking old now, nobody cares about your boring excuse for a life. as for “hardcore over the keyboard” well, you cant really comment on that now can you mister e-thug
delete me then you dick. i dont force you to read them do i. wanker. and as for the “hardcore over the keyboard” i didnt write that,...
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What’s up with all the harsh comments?
some dickhead postin me stuff coz he thinks he’s rocky :L
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Soon Ayee (;
And urmm you obviously dont love me more. I want them fricking jaffa cakes (; xxx
oh i see, you just want me for my jaffa cakes? you jaffa-digger :P ok, i’ll share :) coz i love you more ;D <3 xx
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I’m Not Even 12 Yet (; I Loves You Moreeeeeee :D<3<3 xxx
ahhh, you will be soon tho yeah? no way, i love you moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee okay? ;D <3<3 xx
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Oh My Fricking Gee. It’s Gonna Be The Bestest Wedding EVER. And We’ll Invite All The PREVERTS..(*cringe) And Ginger Bread Men We Know <3<3 xx
ahahahahahaha yeah :) loveeeeeee you :) (even tho you’re only 12 probz ;D) <3 xx
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Fucksake, grow up people. A’ight, question. Would ya rather have a giant kick-ass anime-style mechsuit with guns and lasers and shit, or a fuckin’ huuuuuuuuuuuuge pile of jaffa cakes?
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Loz :) I Dont think you’re a pervert! Its all hardcore over the keyboard :P x
damn straight! assholes :P
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Lozman! I Don’t Want To Pay. Unless I Can Pay With Jaffa Cakes (;
And Wtf :S Your OBVIOUSLY A Pervert ;D I Mean Jacks Like 18 ;) GEEZ :L xx
yes, we’ll have a wedding in the McVities factory :) thats what gonna be “Original” :D <3 xx
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does it please you to know when i find out whose posting the abuse or your page i will single handly kick the living shit outta every one of them and if they think im joking, meet me face to face guys. dont sweat it loz, i got these lil wankers covered. r
thank you Spike! btw, it was fun hangin out with you and the guys in aber last week. ring me sometime haha
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your the biggest retard i have ever met, your 20 and still hang around with 13year olds, and everyone knows you would like to fuck them all. your a sad pervert with no life and all you do is post shitty stupid status’ about your rubbish life.
right, whoever wrote this needs to grow the fuck up, if you’re not man enough to admit to it, then i guess shit is just...
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Marry Me Lozman?
only if you pay for it motherfucker!
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Spank me?
only if you’re shriley bassey or jonathon ross
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The Swallow question was Monty Python. Google, my arse. Does it bug you when people post statements instead of questions?
yes it does haha. omg i hate this fuckin thing. i reckon it shouldnt be anonymous :P you’re a douche! you’re all douches
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Ive fancied you for about……a year? Ive always got angry when people hurt you verbally and mentally but I was and still am too shy to show my feelings…maybe one day ill come out and express how i feel about you openly Until then, your loving admirer
thanks jack :L
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Yes i did hear got very drunk didnt he? yep easier as were all 18 now being 18:p well more of us anyway. yea it was awsome like £70 worth of drink for us good times
yeahhh :)
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Would you ever do your mom up the bum?
i’d do your mom, and her mom, and her mom, and her dad!
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why don’t you just kill yourself ?
aye aye aye. senorita, you must relax :P
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Would you ever do a girl up the bum?
if she wanted me to :P why, would you?
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yes defo have to come back soon (: hopefully be down for the day in easter and when it gets to summer ill come down and we can all go camping (: that day in ponty was fun other than the snowballs :P
yeah sounds like fun :) cant wait! jacks 18 now so we can all drink haha :P yeah the snowballs were bad, fuckin wankers :P ah, we still had a fun time tho :) x
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