January 2010
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Haha I’m not Breeze, I’m telling you that telling him to fuck off is harsh =D
yeah, well… whatevs
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hey lozman do u feel like a piss up on weekend ?
i do :) where you wanna go babes?
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Lozman, this is breeze, no that wasnt me you stupid fuck :P why would i refer to myself as ’ breeze ’ when I AM BREEZE ?? and whoever sed that thanks :P haha
the king of rock who? the king of rock what?
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LOZMAN ;D :O
I Think Im Gonna Need Those Pills Early ;D
haha… pills xD x
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Don’t tell Breeze to fuck off that’s mega harsh =D
ahh, so it is you :P
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Sex, Money, Food, Fags, Booze, Movies, Music, Parties…..does it get any better than that ?
it doesnt tbh… as long as me and you is there :)
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Mcdonalds, KFC or Burger King ?
umm… they’re all good :D
(i’m a fat bastard all right) :P
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Solve this equation:
Lozman + tumble dryer + cucumber =
a totally different thing altogether…
the answer we were looking for was actually milk :(
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You know……GAME
oh man, now i just lost the game :’(
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Is the sun made out of pie ?
no… its a big ball of burning gas ;)
i got some sick photos to upload of the sun mind :)
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP !
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN !
well, thank you babes :)
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KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ C’MON !
my cigarette rollin song yeah!!!
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Im on a HIGHWAY TO HELL ! ! !
good for you yeah… i got my stairway to heaven :)
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Do you like rick rollin ’ ?
no breeze! fuck off!
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ICH BIEN DOF!…..nah im just taking the piss outta the german guy lol English language ftw (Y)
german guy? whattt?
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BRING BACK LOZOLOGY !
nah….
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THE KING OF ROCK WHO ? THE KING OF ROCK WHAT ?! D GENERATION X ! - dx run dmc theme song (Y)
ok, is this some kinda wrestling thing? coz
I THINK I’M CUTE!
I KNOW I’M SEXY!
I GOT THE LOOKS THAT DRIVE THE GIRLS WILD!!! :L :P
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Hey babycakes :) ….. no i really mean i like babies baked in cakes x x
o…k…. so, a toddler in a jam tart would really do it for you yus? x x
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FAMILY GUY FTW ! ! !
ok, yus… but it is overated! someone get me Sky+ so i can see new episodes?
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Ask me anything LITERALLY ANYTHING!!! http://formspring.me/LozmanPretzel
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ICH BIEN DOFMEL ZICH CHRICHENHOUSEN ?!
ok, right… i had a look on google translator, and even THEY couldnt tell me what this means… stop dicking about, yus? ;) x
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To the left, To the right, Take it back now yo’ll, CRISS CROSS ! DUN DUN CRISS CROSS !
is this dj casper? if so… HI :)
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………cha cha real smooth XD x
turn it up. take it back now y’all :P x
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I always look at you from trees through my binoculars and you never notice :’( x x x
i’ve noticed you, but i fear that if i mentioned it, you’d stop :’( x x x
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would you ever pay someone for sex? :L
how much? ;] x
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Would you rather have a depressed shark or a donkey on crack?
hmm, a depressed shark would be cool like, coz he wouldnt be hungry or anything like… but a donkey on crack would be hilarious!!!
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Ask me anything… LITERALLY ANYTHING!!!! http://formspring.me/LozmanPretzel
“Either she the one or I’m caught in the matrix.
Fuck it, let the Fish-burn
Red...”
– Jay-Z (via scaredtofart)
jay-z is obv colourblind, otherwise he would know its a BLUE pill ;)
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If you won a $1,000 shopping spree for any store, which store would you pick?
tesco (Y) penguins are only 50p a pack… i could get like loads! :L
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Are you more of a talker or more of a listener?
both :P
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Were you a Michael Jackson fan?
quite honestly, no xD
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What’s the origin of your name?
i saw batman. started calling myself lozman :P
then i started makin vlogs in my basement and a mate nicknamed me fritzl
then i changed it to pretzel coz i’m cool :)
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If you could eat dinner with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?
i’d say i want to go to mcdonalds with my mate imran jabbar and talk about things over a happymeal :)
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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
whoa… i live on the moon!
like, occasionally, i’ll like stay at my mom’s house in pontypool.
but i am reppin the moon! x
@sexdrugsandsausagerolls
hey :) thank you, your royal awesomeness.
so, from which land do you hail? x
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